istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick

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sushigoddess:

tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it

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bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

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oreoofficial:

oreoofficial:

my phone went from 80% to 6% and it shut down im so confused

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ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

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